Poor General Gus
It is a sad day for the army. General Gus's wife died at too many childbirths. But the kids are still living and I asked Combat Lucy to make zoombags for them. She said: CLUCK! Which means YES! They are so adorable. The funeral was very sad.

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- posted by Daniel @ 11:36 a.m. (0) comments

Conspiracy theory
Alright, I know that all you guys are STARVING for news of the restaurant, and to know whether or not disease has struck again. The good news is IT HASN'T!!! The bad news is, well...we haven't found anybody to spy on Burger king and Tim hortons yet. We want to spy on Tim Hortons because they were the ones that told us that burger king was spying on us, so we think that they might have framed burger king. But we don't know that.
The other day we tried to recruit some people.
At the park there was a guy walking his dog. Matt (our owner, founder, manager, recruiting officer, publicist, and part-time chicken killer) walked up to him and said "So have you heard about Deep Sea Chicken?" The guy had to admit that he hadn't. Matt filled him in on the facts, and then said "I need to hire you to be a spy." The guy seemed a bit taken aback. "You need to spy on burger king and tim hortons" Matt continued "Tim Hortons told us that burger king is stealing our ideas, but we think that Tim Hortons might have framed burger king" He looked up at mom, who was beside him. "Mom, give him our phone number" It was an order. This time Mom looked quite taken aback, and she started to point Matt towards the van. Matt was still saying how the guy could e-mail all the pictures he took, (but didn't couldn't give the guy his e-mail). As Matt was being forcefully steered towards the van he turned around and yelled at the guy in a last ditch effort to not sever all ties with the guy " WE CAN TALK ON MSNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"

Unfortunately it didn't work out, and so now we are still searching for a employee who will brave the dangerous mission of finding out all about burger king. A camera (preferably digital), and an e-mail address will be required for the position.
- posted by Kate @ 10:14 a.m. (0) comments

Success!!
There has been an outbreak of avion-scabies-flu in the camp of our arch-enemy; burger king.
Since our army was weakened by the epidemic, we are currently working of toughening them up a big. We have some exercise videos, and we are feeding the chickens a very healthy diet - no pesticides for our chickens!!! Only anything that is 100% natural and edible. We have also started breeding some of our hens with some of our roosters - if that won't make our army stronger I'm not sure what will.
The chickens all have to do at least 1 exercise video every day, which video they do is their own choice. Some of them are still suffering from grief for their friends that died in the epidemic, and those chickens we have put in a cyciatric ward to be fattened up and served at the restaurant as they are no good in the army. They are totally fine with this - they miss their friends. As for the rest of the chickens, I bet you are wondering why they die for Deep Sea Chicken so willingly. Well, nobody can really put a finger on it. Maybe it is because they are treated humanely while they are alive. Maybe it's because they know that All chickens die and are served at your supper table, or maybe they are just incredibly loyal to Deep Sea Chicken because of its noble causes and such. I'm not really sure.

- posted by Kate @ 4:42 p.m. (0) comments

A sad week for Deep Sea Chicken/army lovers everywhere
Well, the last week has been really hectic, because we had an outbreak of the avion-scabies-flu among our chickens. The week was a confused blur of antibiotics, hauling away dead chickens and crying our eyes out. Some of the chickens stated in their will that if they died of a contagious disease then then wanted us to put them in Burger King's wells so that it would poison all their soldiers. I am happy - and this may be the only happy note in this post - that the chickens got what they wanted.
The other chickens wanted decent burials or cremation with their friends and family near them. We couldn't figure out who some of them were, so we invited ALL the friends and family of all the chickens to the funeral - most of the dead chickens were identified by a close friend or family member.
Before you sue us we just want to make something clear. No chickens that die of any disease are served up at Deep Sea Chicken.

- posted by Kate @ 8:33 p.m. (0) comments