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Deep Sea Chicken and our Army
2.07.2005

A sad week for Deep Sea Chicken/army lovers everywhere
Well, the last week has been really hectic, because we had an outbreak of the avion-scabies-flu among our chickens. The week was a confused blur of antibiotics, hauling away dead chickens and crying our eyes out. Some of the chickens stated in their will that if they died of a contagious disease then then wanted us to put them in Burger King's wells so that it would poison all their soldiers. I am happy - and this may be the only happy note in this post - that the chickens got what they wanted.
The other chickens wanted decent burials or cremation with their friends and family near them. We couldn't figure out who some of them were, so we invited ALL the friends and family of all the chickens to the funeral - most of the dead chickens were identified by a close friend or family member.
Before you sue us we just want to make something clear. No chickens that die of any disease are served up at Deep Sea Chicken.

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