Conspiracy theory
Alright, I know that all you guys are STARVING for news of the restaurant, and to know whether or not disease has struck again. The good news is IT HASN'T!!! The bad news is, well...we haven't found anybody to spy on Burger king and Tim hortons yet. We want to spy on Tim Hortons because they were the ones that told us that burger king was spying on us, so we think that they might have framed burger king. But we don't know that.
The other day we tried to recruit some people.
At the park there was a guy walking his dog. Matt (our owner, founder, manager, recruiting officer, publicist, and part-time chicken killer) walked up to him and said "So have you heard about Deep Sea Chicken?" The guy had to admit that he hadn't. Matt filled him in on the facts, and then said "I need to hire you to be a spy." The guy seemed a bit taken aback. "You need to spy on burger king and tim hortons" Matt continued "Tim Hortons told us that burger king is stealing our ideas, but we think that Tim Hortons might have framed burger king" He looked up at mom, who was beside him. "Mom, give him our phone number" It was an order. This time Mom looked quite taken aback, and she started to point Matt towards the van. Matt was still saying how the guy could e-mail all the pictures he took, (but didn't couldn't give the guy his e-mail). As Matt was being forcefully steered towards the van he turned around and yelled at the guy in a last ditch effort to not sever all ties with the guy " WE CAN TALK ON MSNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"

Unfortunately it didn't work out, and so now we are still searching for a employee who will brave the dangerous mission of finding out all about burger king. A camera (preferably digital), and an e-mail address will be required for the position.
- posted by Kate @ 10:14 a.m.