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Deep Sea Chicken and our Army
2.09.2005

Success!!
There has been an outbreak of avion-scabies-flu in the camp of our arch-enemy; burger king.
Since our army was weakened by the epidemic, we are currently working of toughening them up a big. We have some exercise videos, and we are feeding the chickens a very healthy diet - no pesticides for our chickens!!! Only anything that is 100% natural and edible. We have also started breeding some of our hens with some of our roosters - if that won't make our army stronger I'm not sure what will.
The chickens all have to do at least 1 exercise video every day, which video they do is their own choice. Some of them are still suffering from grief for their friends that died in the epidemic, and those chickens we have put in a cyciatric ward to be fattened up and served at the restaurant as they are no good in the army. They are totally fine with this - they miss their friends. As for the rest of the chickens, I bet you are wondering why they die for Deep Sea Chicken so willingly. Well, nobody can really put a finger on it. Maybe it is because they are treated humanely while they are alive. Maybe it's because they know that All chickens die and are served at your supper table, or maybe they are just incredibly loyal to Deep Sea Chicken because of its noble causes and such. I'm not really sure.

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