How Movies Are
This post is all about the movies that burger king watches. They can watch sexual* movies, or movies with killing and stuff. All kinds of bad movies. That's where they get their ideas from. If I ran all the video stores out of business and if burger king stopped getting new ideas then I would realized that it was the videos that they watch that is doing it.

Ok, so I'll tell you the idea I had that I couldn't post before because I have decided not to do it. I was going to uproot burger king and blow up its foundations. That's what the tunnel was for, so that we could get the wrecking balls underneath the burger king. But then I realized I could hurt one of my spies in the burger king. Or I could hurt the people in the burger king and I would be a murderer and that would run me out of business which would be a problem. That's a problem because if a wrecking ball tore down our house (watch out because somebody might make a movie of this and burger king will get the same idea) I would get mad at the person who did it and run him out of business. The running burger king out of business idea is better, which is the idea I'm going to use because I wouldn't like to hurt anyone. But maybe Burger King will run me out of business, and that is why I have my army.

We've got to make sure that burger king doesn't get their hands on any violent movies, or any movies with chickens (such as chicken run). The way to do this is to get all our employees to go to their nearest video store and check out the violent and sexual* videos. And maybe burger king has a rapper, so we will have to get rid of him as well (since I don't like listening to rap).

Matt

*Please note that the 7 year old owner founder and manager doesn't actually know what sexual means - only that it isn't good in movies.
- posted by Matthew Abarbanel - Founder and Manager @ 12:28 PM