So many things to say
First off, Turkeys.

Matt has recently just let Turkeys work in the army. However, they are so stupid and scrawny that Matt has decided the Turkeys should be at the front of the battlefield so that BK will shoot them down first, which will give the VERY smart chickens more time to get ready. Don't worry. We use the dead turkeys in our restaurant. If you are very lucky you may find a bullet and if you do you will get a free surprise!!! We also manage to stuff the turkeys so that they clog up the tube going down to the septic tanks. This way more plumbers will have to come and get rid of the Turkeys first and clean up all the, well you know, "stuff" after. This will cost BK SO much money that it will run them out of business. We have pulled out TWO-HUNDRED Army bases due to septic tank clogs. We are thankful for the Turkey's stupidity and their not minding about sacrificing themselfs.

General Gus has finally gotten over his wife's death. He is now doing his job, with his oldest son, General Jerry at his side. We have made a lounge for the General's now. It is complete with a Hi-Res TV, a computer complete with Internet, Corel, and Microsoft Office. All in the NEWEST editions. Gotta go now. Will blog more
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